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talisker25
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 Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:09 pm Post subject: Oh to be 12 again! |
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A man wakes up one morning and remember that tomorrow is his wife's birthday. He leaned over and asked what she would like and she said ' to be 12 again'.
The next day he gets up and brings her coco pops and coke in bed then whisks her of to Alton Towers for the day where he put her on all the rides and roller coasters.
After 5 hours she left the park aching and with her stomach in her mouth.
He then took her to Mcdonalds and bought a Big Mac and Ice cream and then took to the cinema to see a Disney film.
At the end of a very long day he took her home and asked how she enjoyed being 12 again and she said
I meant SIZE 12 YOU TWAT!!!!
The moral of the story is that even if a man is listening he is going to get it wrong!!
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talisker25
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:43 pm Post subject: Re: Oh to be 12 again! |
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A man wakes up one morning and remember that tomorrow is his wife's birthday. He leaned over and asked what she would like and she said ' to be 12 again'.
The next day he gets up and brings her coco pops and coke in bed then whisks her of to Alton Towers for the day where he put her on all the rides and roller coasters.
After 5 hours she left the park aching and with her stomach in her mouth.
He then took her to Mcdonalds and bought a Big Mac and Ice cream and then took to the cinema to see a Disney film.
At the end of a very long day he took her home and asked how she enjoyed being 12 again and she said
I meant SIZE 12 YOU tw*t!!!!
The moral of the story is that even if a man is listening he is going to get it wrong!! |
Whoever put the start in tw*t thank you, normally don't make that mistake. good joke though.
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i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
http://talikerstantrums.blogspot.com/ |
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talisker25
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Where have you been for the last 7 years!!! don't answer that we may not want to know.
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i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
http://talikerstantrums.blogspot.com/ |
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