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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stim wrote:
talisker25 wrote:
Pope doing a crossword puzzle
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.

"This is exciting," thought the gentleman. I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'u-n-t'?"

Only one word leapt to mind...my goodness, thought the gentleman, I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another. The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Ah Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"


You'll win a lot of friends in Scotland with that joke Embarassed Laughing Laughing


It's OK he's virtually given up on whisky, but we're still waiting to see what the drink of choice is for Talisker these days?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK!!!! its cider Beer
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should of thought of that. I love the idea of cider and don't mind the taste but not very good on it. Loads of cider bits to buy on ebay and places to visit.

Brandy wharf cider centre

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:efXLXhJ2S7kJ:www.brandywharfleisurepark.co.uk/facilities.htm+brandy+wharf+cider+centre&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&source=www.google.co.uk
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
When the moon shines
On the cow shed
And we're rollin' in the hay
All the cows are out there grazing
And the milk is on its way.

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.

It's so cosy in the kitchen
With the smell of rabbit stew
When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard
You can smell the cow sheds too.
(Oh, I've never smelt nothing like it in all my life!)

When those combine wheels stops turning
And a hard day's work is done
There's a pub around the corner
It's the place we have our fun.
(Arr, we'll have some fun 'n' all.)

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.
(Come on, get a couple of pints down 'ere then!)

Now dear old Mabel
When she's able
We takes a stroll down Lover's Lane
And we'll sink a pint of Scrumpy
Then we'll play old nature's game.
(Ha ha ha!
Oo arr!)
But we end up in the duck pond
When the pub is sized to close
With me breeches full o' tadpoles
And the newts between me toes.

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.
(Come on everyone, get up 'ere then!
Ha ha!)

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay
Oh arr oh arr aay.

Let cider be the spice of life!

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