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talisker25 Keeper of the Quaich


Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 1991 Location: north east
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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The latest government advice when going out in the snow and ice is to take a torch, blanket and spade....I looked such a pillock on the bus on the bus going to work this morning
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Paddy storms into the job centre and complains that he has spent 2 days trying to get through on the phone and could not get an answer. The receptionist asked what number he had been using and paddy said, 08001745. The receptionist said "You silly t*@t, that's the opening times"
MERRY CHRISTMAS _________________ i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
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Johnny Site Admin

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Richard P. Single Maltster


Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 241
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:44 am Post subject: |
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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.
'Have you passed?' I asked.
Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!' |
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Alex 56 Superior Blend

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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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Have you lot been at the Christmas crackers already  |
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Johnny Site Admin

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talisker25 Keeper of the Quaich


Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 1991 Location: north east
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Johnny wrote: |
This never ending joke list is like my ever expanding waistline at this time of year  |
I've lost 17 kilos since May, Its helped my back no end but have lost the taste for whisky in the process  _________________ i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
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talisker25 Keeper of the Quaich


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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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Johnny wrote: |
What's 17 kilos in old money, that sounds a lot, well done, wish I could  |
In old money, about 37 pounds!!, another 23+ to go _________________ i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
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Johnny Site Admin

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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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talisker25 wrote: |
Johnny wrote: |
What's 17 kilos in old money, that sounds a lot, well done, wish I could  |
In old money, about 37 pounds!!, another 23+ to go |
Wow, I could do with losing 56 lb's!! I'd settle for 37. Amazing Talisker your will power is better than mine. _________________ https://www.facebook.com/Let-the-drink-talk-675586225966432/ |
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