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Johnny Site Admin
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Old Faithful Aged Maltster
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Johnny Site Admin
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Johnny Site Admin
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY BE JUST ONE WEEK AWAY!
September 19th -- next Friday -- be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! This be yer one-week reminder email, wi' details o' everythin' that be goin' on o'er the country. It be worth readin' t'the end, because I be stickin' a pirate joke there like normal!
In this email:
the LONDON PIRATE FESTIVAL!
THE CAP'N BE GETTIN' A JOB!
PIRATE PARTIES ALL OVER THE UK!
an' HOW YE CAN HELP!
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LONDON PIRATE FESTIVAL: The big news this year, matey, be that the Cap'n be attendin' the first-ever London Pirate Festival, which be happenin' on Pirate Day an' the weekend after along the South Bank.
For the young'uns, there be a Pirate Fun Day an' a sleepover on the grand ship Golden Hinde, plus pirate foolin' wi' a wondrous bloke called Jonathan Kaye. Fer yer more grown-up pirates, there be parties galore on the nights o'the Festival including a top secret one on the final night, plus a proper grand Rum Tastin' event (ten types o'rum, six quid) on the Saturday.
Also, they be gettin' pirate skirmishes goin' up an' down the South Bank - text a number, an' on each day ye be gettin' a couple o' locations t'meet at an' swashbuckle (safely, o' course!)
I be proud t'be a part o'the whole thing, an' I hope t'be seein' ye there! More info an' tickets:
http://www.londonpiratefestival.com
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25473258173
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THE CAP'N BE GETTIN' A JOB: he be elected as his university's Student Union president after runnin' in full pirate garb. He not actually be tryin' t'win. Bloody students. (He be takin' the job a bit more seriously now, mind.)
http://archive.yorkpress.co.uk/2008/3/10/366919.html
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PIRATE PARTIES: Are ye thinkin' o' carousin' round yer local inn, hostin' a pirate party, or dressin' up in full regalia an' paintin' the town red? Be sendin' me an email at capntom@yarr.org.uk , an' I be tellin' the world about it!
Already me calendar at www.yarr.org.uk/events be fillin' up, wi' events in Ashbourne, Bath, Brighton, Bristol, Buckinghamshire, Exeter, Falkirk, London, Macclesfield, Maidstone, Sheffield, Weston-Super-Mare, an' every Yates pub in the country. If yer event not be listed there, there still be time t'get it into me final mailin' in a week!
Bear in mind that I takin' these listings on good faith, an' I recommend ye not be turnin' up to a mystery pub crawl alone if ye not be able t'swashbuckle yer way out if needs be!
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ARE YE IN THE MEDIA? Why not get somethin' in yer paper or program on Pirate Day - Mad Cap'n Tom be available fer interviews, ye know, an' it be a great way to liven up yer Friday show. Thanks t'the Festival, he also be in London fer the Day this year... already, we be 'avin interest! Parley wi' the Cap'n an' send yon email to capntom@yarr.org.uk forthwith! More info at www.yarr.org.uk/media
NOT IN THE MEDIA? EMAIL 'EM! They not be knowin' that Pirate Day be happenin' yet, so gi'em a quick poke wi' a cutlass (or an email) an' tell 'em - yer local paper, yer favourite radio station, or whatever - spread th'word!
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ARE YE IN GOVERNMENT? Now, there be a few .gov addresses signin' up fer this here list, from all o'er the globe. Why not try an' get yer elected officials to mark Pirate Day in some way? Perhaps ask a question to yer Prime Minister an' add "yarrr" t'the end o' it? Or p'raps a proclamation fer the day? Arr, we can but hope.
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ARE YE A BLOGGER? Linky us! The site be www.yarr.org.uk !
DO YE USE FACEBOOK? There be a countdown app ye can add t'yer profile at http://apps.facebook.com/pirateday !
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ARE YE NONE O' THESE? Then why not just tell yer friends. Email 'em, call 'em, set up a pirate party, whate'er ye wish! Just stay true to the spirit o' the Day an remember to pillage, plunder an' pirate on September 19th!
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An' now, as promised, a PIRATE JOKE:
Q: Why are pirates good at boxing?
A: They be havin' great right hooks.
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Now, splice the mainbrace, me hearties! Get us t'full sail. It be almost time fer Pirate Day!
Fair winds' t' ye all, an' may th' tide always be in yer favour!
-- Mad Cap'n Tom
www.yarr.org.uk
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(Ye be receivin' this email because ye be subscribed to the annual reminder list fer Talk Like A Pirate Day. If ye be wantin' off, head on to www.yarr.org.uk , and we be takin' care o' ye there!) _________________ https://www.facebook.com/Let-the-drink-talk-675586225966432/ |
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Johnny Site Admin
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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The original pirate poster of this thread was Hull Fox but now me feels he is Sheffield Fox as he travels his merry way onward, we salute ye cap't and hope the journey is a good one. _________________ https://www.facebook.com/Let-the-drink-talk-675586225966432/ |
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Alex 56 Superior Blend
Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 56
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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Too late, shiver me timbers |
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