Let The Drink Talk

talisker25 · Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject: A Goldfish Joke

2 Goldfish in a tank.....one say's, you drive and i'll man the cannon.....
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Alex 56 · Superior Blend Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 56

A doctor said to my wife that she should stay away from whisky and alcohol.
Now she's asking for a divorce!!

talisker25 · Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:19 pm Post subject:

Anonymous · Guest

Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says “Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers.” The bartender says “I’m sorry we dont serve ropes in here.”

Frustrated the ropes walk out and, since this was the only bar in town, they thought about it a little while when finally one rope says “I’ve got an idea.” So he gets him self into a bind and frizzles his ends and walks back into the bar and says “Barkeep, can I get a couple of beers.”

The barkeep says “Sure, but aren’t you those same two ropes that came in here earlier?” The rope answers “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

Richard P. · Single Maltster Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 241

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years. Laughing

talisker25 · Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:42 am Post subject:

Richard P. · Single Maltster Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 241

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

talisker25 · Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:10 pm Post subject:

Johnny · Site Admin Joined: 02 Apr 2005 Posts: 3556

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
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talisker25 · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:41 pm Post subject: