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talisker25
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:29 pm    Post subject: Saw this, thought it amusing! Reply with quote

Friends wife left him, took his Bob Marley collection and his satellite dish

No woman no sky Exclamation Rolling Eyes Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Saw this, thought it amusing! Reply with quote

talisker25 wrote:
Friends wife left him, took his Bob Marley collection and his satellite dish

No woman no sky Exclamation Rolling Eyes Smile


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:59 am    Post subject: RAC man Reply with quote

I walked past an RAC van the other day and the driver inside was sobbing is heart out and shaking and I though... He's heading for a breakdown Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:33 am    Post subject: Re: RAC man Reply with quote

talisker25 wrote:
I walked past an RAC van the other day and the driver inside was sobbing is heart out and shaking and I though... He's heading for a breakdown Shocked Shocked Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Very good.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First sign of madness..............Suggs walking up your drive----think about it!!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

talisker25 wrote:
First sign of madness..............Suggs walking up your drive----think about it!!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

or


You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.

or


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!


or

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

That all folks

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!


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