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talisker25 Keeper of the Quaich
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:29 pm Post subject: Saw this, thought it amusing! |
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Friends wife left him, took his Bob Marley collection and his satellite dish
No woman no sky _________________ i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
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Alex 56 Superior Blend
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Richard P. Single Maltster
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:57 pm Post subject: Re: Saw this, thought it amusing! |
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talisker25 wrote: |
Friends wife left him, took his Bob Marley collection and his satellite dish
No woman no sky |
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talisker25 Keeper of the Quaich
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:59 am Post subject: RAC man |
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I walked past an RAC van the other day and the driver inside was sobbing is heart out and shaking and I though... He's heading for a breakdown _________________ i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
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Black Beer Single Maltster
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:33 am Post subject: Re: RAC man |
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talisker25 wrote: |
I walked past an RAC van the other day and the driver inside was sobbing is heart out and shaking and I though... He's heading for a breakdown |
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talisker25 Keeper of the Quaich
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First sign of madness..............Suggs walking up your drive----think about it!! _________________ i've been on a whisky diet, i've lost 3 days already
The trouble with jogging is that ice falls out of your glass
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talisker25 Keeper of the Quaich
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Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven
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You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
That all folks
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