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talisker25
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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:59 am    Post subject: another joke Reply with quote

Paddy and Murphy have been sent to paint a flagpole but first they have to measure it to estimate the cost. They have been stood for about an hour trying to figure out how to to the top to do this when a crane comes along and stops. The driver gets out and asks what the problem is and Paddy and Murphy explain. The crane driver says that's easy and I will give you a hand. He connects the crane jib to the top of the flagpole and pulls it out of the ground and lays it flat, he than get out of his crane and starts to measure the flagpole. Paddy turns to Murphy and says, pillock, we need the height not the bloody length. Beer Beer
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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy was helping police with their enquiries and the police officer asked him where he was between 5 and 11, Paddy said 'I was at primary school' Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which Christmas crackers have you opened early Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Johnny wrote:
Which Christmas crackers have you opened early Laughing Laughing


Gosh!! is it Christmas already..........................

Paddy and Mick were stood at a bus stop when a lorry carrying turf went past. Paddy said that that's what he was going to do when he won the lottery. Mick asked what he was going to do? and Paddy said, send his lawn away to be cut.
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's it I'm looking for a jester icon for your forum name Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Johnny wrote:
That's it I'm looking for a jester icon for your forum name Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


What about this one then!!!

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a camp fire They were all philosophising on what was the fastest thing in the world. Seymour said "me tink de fassess ting is a thought, because b4 u can tink it it is already thought". Winston said "nah man, da fessess ting is a blink cos be4 you tink to blink you dun blink." Delroy said, "no ma da fassess ting is helectricity becas when you turn on the light it travel fass and da light come on." Leroy say "nah man' you is aaaaaaallll wrong man!!!!! I knows dat for a fact dat de fassess thing in the world most definite is diarrhoea cos last light b4 i could tink, blink or switch on the light, me sh*t meself!!!!."
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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I came back just for these Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs Paddy was driving Paddy to work when they were involved in an accident and Mrs Paddy was concussed, when the Paramedic arrived he asked Paddy if his wife was compus mentis and Paddy said, no, he thought she was just 3rd party fire and theft Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Down in the home counties a crèche is something that happens when two four by fours hit each other.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
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