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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:49 pm    Post subject: Yet another funny Reply with quote

went past the fridge and thought I could hear the onions singing Bee Gees songs. But when I opened the door I found it was just the chives talking. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear, I shall just walk by this thread Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read 2 guys injected curry powder instead of heroin, both are in hospital, one with a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some sod has stolen the wife knickers from the washing line, she is not so bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back Shocked Rolling Eyes
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She better never read this forum Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pope doing a crossword puzzle
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.

"This is exciting," thought the gentleman. I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'u-n-t'?"

Only one word leapt to mind...my goodness, thought the gentleman, I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another. The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Ah Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

talisker25 wrote:
Pope doing a crossword puzzle
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.

"This is exciting," thought the gentleman. I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'u-n-t'?"

Only one word leapt to mind...my goodness, thought the gentleman, I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another. The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Ah Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"


You'll win a lot of friends in Scotland with that joke Embarassed Laughing Laughing
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